Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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