Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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