He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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