i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I wear drunk well.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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