Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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