Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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