Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize
