love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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