Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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