U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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