so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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