It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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