yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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