am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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