I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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