yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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