were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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