Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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