Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your tits are I can't wait for
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I smell stomach acid.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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