problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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