Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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