At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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