He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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