i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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