ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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