i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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