Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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