ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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