He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions