Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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