is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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