NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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