And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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