i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Less talking, more tequila
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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