with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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