either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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