I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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