WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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