Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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