I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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