we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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