Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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