Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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