Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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