If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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