i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I bet he comes in French.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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