does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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