Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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