Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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Dibsssss
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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