is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Everyone says I win the strip club
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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