Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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