I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?