Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?