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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just found out I have a small penis.

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  Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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  ugh yes i love our date nights

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• (646): View more from New York

  HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.

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• (818): View more from California

  end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles

  (907): View more from Alaska

  How do you keep ending up in these situations?

  (415): View more from California

  My dad is their accountant

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.

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