is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people