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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.

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• (845): View more from New York

  you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  They were assless. I wore assless football pants.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.

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• (510): View more from California

  How are you and your magical vagina doing today?

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