and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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