why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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