How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
wow bdsm is so cute
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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