woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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