You can't motorboat a personality
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
only you would photoshop your dick
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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