chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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